Not Right

Sunday, February 10th, 2014

Zip-line Instructor: “Trust your gear.  All you have to do is put trust in your gear.”

Me: “You’ve just handed me a pair of gardening gloves from Home Depot; they are meant to arrest my descent at 50 mph, 300 ft. off the ground…and you want me to trust my gear.”

Zip-line Instructor: “Exactly.”

Me: “You, my friend, are an idiot.”

Zip-line Instructor: “You’re in a tree, with your 10-year old son, and you paid for this.”

Me: “Good point.  Let’s do this.”

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